[Intro]
[Verse 1: Rob Weezus]
I'm impossible to pause 'cuz I'm plausibly awesomely
Ripping up these tracks like I'm motherf**ing Wolverine
My eyes are gleaming from the green and between
Caffeine and Celine I believe my heart will go on
Neon, Dion, glow in the dark phenom; that's me
Bringing these slow snarky hits for eons, bring on
Anyone who thinks that they can match my mummy
What Weezus got under wraps, ya dummy
Business as usual every single day with this
Word work, because I don't play this is
Sickness, without the stiffness
Watching the recipients go f**ing ridiculous
I be as high as Kanye when he Jesus Walks
Zero to a hundred quick when Weezus talks
A Milli Milli out the door but all I want is some more
To Shake It Off, and make it rain on these who*es
And by who*es, I of course mean females
Who don't respond to no text or emails, gee well
I guess you can't handle the tact of this rapper
Well how can you handle when the Fact of the Matter is
[Chorus]
My sh** is dope, yo sh** is weak
Yo sh** is cookie cutter, my sh**'s unique
I'm a cookie monster and I'm eating these dough-boys
Spit it all over the mic, make that dough boys
[Verse 2]
Rap ain't even my main sh**
I do movies, TV, and a lot of other business
You're standing on the sidelines asking "Yo, what is this?"
Pay attention to the words and maybe you'll bear witness
I'd like to bring to the attention of the court
How these other rappers testimonies always seem quite short, when
All they do is resort to retorts about what they can
Afford but they can't even pay for a performance
And my shows are enormous, sold out
Every single day on a tour bus, clocking out
Every day ensure I did enough, making sure
I can endure when the going gets tough
I can handle what you throw at me
I ain't no Tia Tequila, I don't f** with ICP
And I know I'm pale with a face of age thirteen
But believe me you don't understand who you're f**ing with see
I'm banking that these b**hes believing I'm baby Bieber
When I'm breaking for a breather they are shaking like a seizure
I mean damn, I guess I'm too much for this Donny Osmond swagger
But you can't even fathom that the Fact of the Matter is
[Chorus x2]
[Outro]