Can't afford to love myself so I never even try
All last summer you were spendin' like a drunken teen
Spendin' like a drunken teen
But hand me some cash & I'll be dancin' on a sun beam
Oh, life is such a fun dream
Hell, I don't care
Honey, git your hair did
Git your hair did
I can't afford to give a sh** so I never really did
The world is sick and it's been squealin' like a stuck pig
Squealin' like it's stuck
But write me a check & I'll sashay across a green sky
Oh, life is such a long time
And it ain't fair!
So, honey, get your hair did
Get your hair did
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I can't afford to love that job I'm workin' all the time
All summer...
Lemme' get paid and I'll be anything you want, love!
I'll be an ATM machine, love!
I'll be anything!
I'll be anything!
I can't afford to love myself so I never even try