Wanna be a pretty boy
Wanna go on Solid Gold
Wanna date a millionaire
Wanna make people stare
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I wanna be on TV
Want people to know me
I wanna be on TV
Studio 54
Gonna be on the floor
Gonna make people dance
Gonna take off my pants
[Chorus]
Wanna make a scene
Gonna get some freako c**aine
Gonna wear my Calvin Klein's
Emmy awards will be all mine
[Chorus]