(Jonas:) What the hell am I doing, thinking with my willy? Knowing I don't love her, I tell her no, then kiss her toes.
(Laurel:) What the heck are you doing leading on that poor girl? I know there's something better, deep in you. Now let it through.
(Jonas:) Pain, pain go away...
(Laurel:) Go away...
(Jonas:) Come again another day...
(Laurel:) Another day...
(Jonas:) 'Cause I've got a friend tonight...
(Laurel:) Tonight...
(Jonas:) A Superfriend to...
(Together:) Make things right.
(Jonas:) Turn away from weakness, turn to something better. Show me how to live right. I never noticed you, now I worship you.
(Laurel:) Don't be talking silly. Save deceits for the young girls. You can talk for real to me. Close your eyes and leave the lies.
(Jonas:) Pain, pain go away. Come again another day. I got a friend tonight, a superfriend to make things right.