a) INVITATION ...are you man or fool enough, to descend into the sewerage? To pick your way through damp narrow pa**ages, where the walls are covered in patches of green slime? Millions of rats live in the world of musty decadence, where the prince of drunkards is waiting for you. Th disgusting stench of fouling sewage will guide us through this maze of darkness to the realm of the dull knight! Cheer up! ...and follow me down! Welcome to the kingdom of rats!!! b) RATMAN'S DELIGHT Yeah, I'm the big star of the drain Ain't nobody else Mr. Daniels f**ed me up I just don't care, because I am the reign I might be drunk but I say this again Bridge: I'm the Ratman Madman Everybody knows Don't forget man He's a fool man Never come too close I'm a cool man, dirty rat Steady on the ball Stoned again, I raped a cat Spit upon 'em all Bridge: Stop, Shut up No I don't You show off I don't care Chorus: Ratman... Ratman Plans to k** me end in vain Unless you send a flood I'm always dealin' cheap ratsbane Because I know the cut Put on my cape, creepin' subways at night Lookout for something to junk and bite
Bridge: Stop, be quiet What do you want You! Beware I don't care Stop, you cheat I will get you some day You can't win Don't forget, I'm the king Chorus: Ratman... Ratman c) RATDANCE ...and now ratgirls and ratboys I'll show you a very exciting new dance Come a little closer! And don't step on your tails You'll need 'em yet Now, shake your body, gimme your money Hiss and squeak, stamp your feet to the beat Circle 'round, drop to ground, toss about Show your nails, raise your tails Crack your tip, like a whip Ratdance... dance the Ratdance Alright... not bad But here is some more Ratdance... dance the Ratdance d) DELIRIUM Takin' shelter Just around the block Waitin' for my time is coming up Tossin' tournin' Don't know what to do Delirious, unable to die Bridge: I'm the Ratman Madman Everybody knows Don't forget man He's a fool man Never come to close Stop! Be quiet What do you what? You! Beware I don't care Stop, you cheat I will get you someday You can't win Don't forget I'm the king Chorus: Ratman... Ratman