Hello, Ringo here
It's a long time since we had the Beatles
It's a long time since we had yellow submarines
Though I suppose we still have got plenty of blue meanies
In fact, I think we've probably got more of those now than ever before
Yes, time pa**es so quickly but too quickly for some
You know what I'm talking about, it's the h**n problem
And it's a rapidly growing problem too, especially amongst today's kids
In the sixties and the seventies we had psychedelic d**
Flower power and caftans and people wanting to be beautiful
But that was then. today some kids just want to escape all together from life
Don't you believe in God?
What's the use of living if you can't take dying?
But what's the use of dying if you've never lived?
Let's show today's kids that there is something better
And let us all make it better all the time
So come on, don't be stupid. if you put a hole in your arm
You must have a hole in your head!
Over to you, john
Can you hear me, John?