[Verse 1] I wanted to hold palaver on U-Stream with Black Gallagher Float down the river when I couldn't paddle much further Ricky Steamboat got up on a two count after a Stone Cold Stunner Heard the theme music and said: "Oh, boy, that's a real bummer" I still dance when I hear that sweet chin music Repeat the same sins fluid Sit tight while the caveman de-thaws Announce my presence like Bonesaw McGraw Laid on my back, the bright lights circling I am not Hercules, not even a distant relative Open Mike tried to tell me that this is all relative But I have found objective truths In egg fried rice and fruits I'm Piston Hondo, bruh Floating down the can*l in a beat up gondola I'll poison the aquifer with awkward non-sequiturs I'll enter just to exit, now repeat back that message, sir [Hook] I'd like to be a better man I'd like to be a better man Get better at making sandwiches Perfect my figure four leg lock to deal some damages Cut my afro locks off to brandish wages The wild caveman's been trained to be slavish
[Verse 2] Coded DNA fables sent by splintered RCA cable Red, white, and yellow, bellied like avid camp enthusiasts I stay hella smelly, a limp wrist, imperfectionist Interjects a kiss over the samples, hiss And that's a lot of S words Get nervous when I have to navigate those breast curves I'm just an awkward little boy still That Chinese food money keeps my bill fold bulge, for real I'll hit up Lebron for a verse Before I upload myself to the Tron universe You moggs worry about sagging jeans and street cred I'll worry about hyperbeams and being derezzed Sit at a desk in a kilt like I'm Rowdy Roddy Piper Playing Delta Force 3 as team sniper And yes, I am wearing a headset And all my best friends, I talk to them on TeamSpeak And all my heroes are professional wrestlers I don't feel the need to be the best thing ever [Outro] Who can shout louder from the watchtower Who can shout louder from the watchtower Who can shout louder from the watchtower Who can shout louder from the...