Clapton
Drinking with the boys at Le Club des Fools,
Got my silly hat on 'cos it's in the rules,
I gotta be a big hit here tonight
Whatever I say gotta come out right
We're all pretty elite at Le Club des Fools
Got a house and a car and a swimming pool,
Ain't too worried 'bout the other guy,
Whatever his problem - we're alright.
Chorus:
Le Club des Fools,
No need to run,
'Cos we make all the rules.
Don't have to prove a thing at Le Club des Fools,
Just stand around and look real cool,
But sh**, it ain't so damn funny,
When they come around collecting money,
For the hitman's annual charity ball.