Luke Skywalker, he's standing on the hill
Looking at those two setting suns
He wants to transmit his application to the Academy
But his uncle is cranky and won't let him
Oh, no Luke! Look out it's Darth Vader!
Here comes Darth Vader, he's really really bad!
He can choke you from across the room
And also he's your dad!
He's wearing black and his lightsaber is red!
And underneath that helmet is a really freaky head!