Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to f**
Too drunk to f**
Too drunk to f**
Too drunk, to f**
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To f**
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your f**in' retainer
Put it in your purse
Too drunk to f**
Too drunk to f**
I'm too, too , too drunk
To f**