You get some green sweats I get some red sweats Then we switch em up We've got Christmas sweats You get some red sweats I get some green sweats Then we switch em up We've got Christmas sweats She's got a green sweatshirt Yeah And got some green sweatpants They match That's just a green sweat suit You see that every other motherfruitcaking day He's got a red sweatshirt Boring And that's a red sweatpants Yawn That's just a red sweat suit You see that every other motherfruitcaking day You get some green sweats I get some red sweats Then we switch em up We've got Christmas sweats You get some red sweats I get some green sweats Then we switch em up We've got Christmas sweats He's so festive
He's gonna get himself arrested She's probably a pro-sleigh rider I bet she pees apple cider He's probably done all his shopping I bet he actually wears Christmas stockings Is she texting Santa? He's spending time with Amanda Who's Amanda? His step-daughter He's in a second marriage It's cool You get some green sweats I get some red sweats Then we switch em up We've got Christmas sweats Yeah, What, Wow You get some blue sweats I get some white sweats Then we switch em up We've got Hanukkah sweats You get some red sweats I get some green sweats He gets some black sweats Kwanzaa Sweats You get some red sweats I get some green sweats Then we switch em up We've got Christmas sweats