Well I me my little chicken
At the Bar and Grill
She said, "Hey, dad
You really give me a thrill"
"I really love the way
You sing that song
Hey there, cat
Can we go whole hog?"
I said, "Wait a minute, Kitty
I'm no cat
Well, I'm a dog!"
So I took the little kitten out for a date
Boy, she's something special and life was great
Until I got her home and walked through her door
She started looking at me like she was a bit bored
Her eyes started buggin' just like a frog
She said, "Wait a minute, Daddy
I don't kiss dogs"
A rockin' dog!
A rockin' dog!
She said, "Wait a minute, Daddy
You're no cat
Well, you're a dog"
And now I call my little kitten
Up on the phone
Another man answers
Sayin' she's not at home
She never lets me in
When I come a-knockin'
She's always goin' out
With some double-talkin' jock
I've got to stop sittin'
Like a bump on a log
I've got a reputation as a
A rockin' dog
I've got to stop sittin'
Like a bump on a log,
I've got a reputation as a
A rockin' dog.
I've got to stop sittin'
Like a bump on a log
I've got a reputation as a
A rockin' dog