(Let's stop this now)
Hello friend, looks like you made it,
Well, how does it feel?,
All the praise and the attention,
And you keep it all real, yeah,
And while we're at it, thanks for the mention,
You a**hole Lenman,
Have another drink,
Take those boxing gloves off,
Tame that temper,
You get in such a bother,
You're like my mother,
Hope he don't forget who his friends are,
Seen him lately?,
And I knew him when he was nothing,
And I think he owes me,
Well yeah, we haven't talked in years,
And I'm oh so angry,
Have another drink,
Yeah, take those boxing gloves off,
Tame that temper,
You know you get in such a bother,
You're like my mother,
'Cause you're so pretty and I'm so stupid,
Yeah, you're so pretty and I'm so stupid,
Yeah, you're so pretty and I'm so stupid,
Yeah, you're so pretty and I'm so stupid,
Before all this madness,
I had a plan,
I dreamed I would buy us,
A plot of land,
Where you and me could rest our bones,
A place where we can both call home,
You and me could rest our bones,
A place where we can both call home,
You and me could rest our bones,
A place where we can both call home
You and me could rest our bones,
A place where we can both call home
You and me could rest our bones,
A place where we can both call home
You and me could rest our bones,
A place where we can both call home
You and me,
You and me,
You and me,
You and me,
You and me,
You and me