Skinny was born in a bathtub
And he grew so incredibly thin
Even the end of an eyedropper s**ed him in
Skinny never knew any questions
Skinny never looked at lights
Skinny sold something every single night Skinny sold a soldier too many
Skinny sold a wife
Skinny sold a suction cup and a light
Skinny found a Hello Dolly record in the hall
He sold it to the truck driver in the fall