Bathroom mirror's upside down
Ceiling has a crack.
Tap washer needs replacing,
Toothpaste's lost its cap.
Deodorant spray is empty,
Bath has lost its plug.
I've tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Bathroom mirror's fallen down,
Ceiling's on the floor.
Water's round my ankles,
Running past the door.
Deodorants pray forgiveness,
Conditioned as I am.
I've tried different shampoos but
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!
Every time I shake my head it snows!