Hey man, don't f** with me
You know i've got all the records and all the Cds
You know i've seen that band sixty-nine times
I memorized the riffs and you know i can recite every line
You did a stage dive in the pit
You got the ba** player to sign your sh**
You don't have the sense enough to know
Don't wear the bands shirt to their own show
Superfan, you're the only one that gives a damn
If you were me, you would probably be the man