Lady On Intercom:
Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be landing in about 20 minutes, descending into Kennedy Airport. The time is 5:20 am and we're a little bit early this evening. The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling
Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight. We'll be coming around collecting your blankets and headphones. So, please fasten your seat belts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your... a**. (laughs)
Stewardess:
Sir, can you please fasten your seat belt, we're preparing for landing
Redman:
Aight, I'mma do it right now, I just gotta get something out of this bag
Stewardess:
Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away?
Redman:
Alright, hold on, I told you I'mma do it right in one minute, I just got to get something out of this bag
Stewardess:
Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman, I've been telling you this entire flight it's against federal regulations to use a Walk-
Redman:
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen, I told y'all I was going to do it in one minute, you're starting to get on my f**ing nerves, get the f** outta here, 'aight?
Stewardess:
Sir, is there a problem?
Redman:
*sighs* Yeah, there's a problem
Stewardess:
Do I have to alert the captain?
Redman:
Yeah... Alert your captain this. (gun co*ks) Get the f** over here!
(stewardess screams) Come here, b**h!
(stewardess still screaming) Take me to the f**ing captain!
(door opens, stewardess still screaming)
Who's in charge here?!
Captain:
I am
(Gun Fires)
Redman:
I said, who's in charge here?
Co-Pilot:
Uh, you are
Redman:
Alright then, now turn this motherf**er around!
Redman talking on intercom:
Is this sh** on?
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. This is a mother-f**ing stickup. We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet
I want your wallet, your cash, your j**els, your rings, baby rings, motherf**ing shoes, sneakers, socks, I want the credit cards, the welfare cards. I'll even want your f**ing freaking flyer mouse
I'm telling you the first motherf**er to move is gonna catch this motherf**er
Now send the bag around... Thank you
(people start screaming)
Redman:
Motherf**er, didn't I say don't move?!
(gun fires 4 time)
(Plane starts falling)
(people still screaming)