W. Braun-Snider
St. Cecilia, she been good to me
She always help me find the melody
And old St. Francis, man, he's the best
He help me get some things off my chest.
But I never liked St. Valentine
I never liked St. Valentine
No, I never liked St. Valentine
He's breaking hearts all over town.
St. Patrick, he had his own day too
Except on his day you can go get drunk and nobody will get mad at you
You don't have to be Irish, you don't even have to know what it's all about
'Cause you can spend the night alone and you won't feel left out.
But I never liked St. Valentine
I never liked St. Valentine
No, I never liked St. Valentine.
You know if you perform two perfect miracles, you're still just a regular guy
Perform one more and you're a saint.
Well, I don't even think St. Christopher is a saint anymore
And jolly o'l St. Nick look it up, he used to run around with who*es
Some saints ain't that saintly and that's fine
At least they don't come around once a year to remind me that I don't have a valentine.
I don't have a valentine
I don't have a valentine
You know I never liked St. Valentine
I never liked St. Valentine
He's breaking hearts all over town.