Rebel XD's - Munchee Antics
(Verse 1)
Mash potatoes, gravy and cranberry sauce...
As I sit back and relax with a black and a sack
Packing a bag, with a Big Mac and my snacks -
Before I can even have an attack!
Of the MuN*Chees, I want cheese
Doritos, Frito's and Tortitos
And please put some meat up on these -
Because I'm hungry
So if you're packing a lunch FREEZE
Because I want treats
*Now if I can only manage
To get my hands on some lunch meat
Mayonnaise -
Cheese -
Bread-
Lettuce and tomatoes* -
Then I can make me a bologna sandwich!
Cos I'm starving like Marvin!
"Yo who the hell is Marvin"?
I don't no but they always say he stravin'
God dammit so I'm him
AAHHHHH! Now break me off another piece of that Kit Kat bar!
And a few Reeses Pieces
And believe me if you try to run away, you won't get that far
Step outta White Castles with a 10 pack son?
I got to have some
Don't nothing move but the food dude
While I'm straight jackin' for rations
I'll participate in the vicious take of a delicious steak
With maybe some gravy and a biscuit
Then with I get finished with the dish
Then I'mma lick the plate!
(Break)
*Martin Payne saying*
"I mean, two types of potatoes?"
"Is that, Is that gravy?"
"You gone, you gone splat the gravy right on up, on that thing there"
"Now you, now you gone take it towards the meat?"
"Look how it's hitting the meat"
"Now you going over ya pota- oh"
(Verse 2)
Yo if I was buzzed it just won't look real
If I had ever sat up at somebody else's table
And place up in front of a home cooked meal
It'll be like (inaudible food devouring)...
Mash potatoes, gravy and cranberry sauce
Yo that's the sound that you hear
And it's bound to appear
To be food that's all around
That fell from my mouth and now down on the ground
And surrounding the chair
Had me first meal now I'm set for the next three
And when it comes to making delicious dishes
You can just call me Rebel *Chef BoyaR* X *Dee*!
You got a Big Mac? - I want a bite!
And let me get a little bit of them chips like - !
And didn't you but a Sprite?
Yo lemme get a sip like - !
Cos I've pa**ed up hungry
So please pa** me the peas, beef and the cheese macaroni
And whatever snack you got there homie grab it and slap it on me
(Break)
*Martin Payne saying*
"I mean, two types of potatoes?"
"Is that, Is that gravy?"
"You gone, you gone splat the gravy right on up, on that thing there"
"Now you, now you gone take it towards the meat?"
"Look how it's hitting the meat"
"Now you going over ya pota- oh"
"is that gravy?"
"two types of potatoes?"
"Look at how it's hitting the meat"
"Now you going over ya pota- oh"...
"Two? Two? Two types of potatoes... Potatoes, of two types?"
"Two... Two types... Two types... Two types, two"-
"two types of potatoes, two types?"
Potatoes, of two types?"