Raw Barz
Season III
Episode III
Here We Go
Round I
Face Me, And I'll *Make Ya Look Bad* Like *A MAD BEAUTICIAN*
And I'm About To *f** Rythms Up* Like *A BAD MUSICIAN*
This Is KNOCK OUT, So You'll Get KNOCKED OUT, In ALL ROUNDS
And The BLOW SOUND Would Be SO LOUD That
Rythms Up Ko Rythm... Would GO DOWN TO The FLOOR NOW
Your Ass Would Be THROWN OUT By The WHOLE CROWD Out Of Kolin BRO'S GROUND
Tespaxi Tero Naam, Tero Nero Naau, Kasailai Ni Yaad Rahaney Xaina Aba YO THAAU
Cause I'll *Replace Your Naau*(Noun) Like A Muh'Freaking *PRONOUN*
Got LICENSE To Go TYSON On These DRY c*ntS
When THIS PUNK RUMON FOUND MIC
From That Day
I've Been LAUNCHING MY BARS, On These Fake-Ass MC/RAPPERS
CRUSHING YOUR JAW, Is How I'll Be BENDING YOUR WORDS
You May Try Blocking My Shots, But Gonna Hit You Anyway, Hope You Have DENTIST IN TOUCH
And *You Talking About PUNCHES AND BARS*, Is Just Like *Tsamyun Talking About FRIENDSHIP AND TRUST*
IT JUST DOESN"T SOUND RIGHT
(To Kolin Bro: Medal, Trophy, Chain, Belt, Or Whatever)
Bro, That sh** Would Be HOT FOR THE FIGHTERS, When They KNOCK OUT THEIR RIVALS
But Your Heart Won't Be LARGE AS A PYTHON, Or HOP WITH EXCITEMENT, It Might SHOCKING SUPRISING That You Won't Make It UPTO THE FINALS
But Still You Can Bring Your GLOCK OR YOUR RIFLES, Well I'll Just BOX LIKE I'M TYSON
Cause Even If You Were *ARMED WITH A SNIPER*, I'd Still Have A Better *SHOT AT THE TITLE*
(You Came Here To Flow, Right? You Came Here To Rap)
If You Really Wanna FLOW AGAINST ME, Ma Talai BAGNA DINXU
But If You Wanna FLOW OFFENSIVE, Ma Tero GARDAN THICHXU
I'm Gonna f** You Up, Yeah! Ma GARNA ICHXUK
So, Yo KT Hunechhey Mero *D-Ko Maathi* Like *CHANDRA BINDU*
Who Is She? *JENY SHRESTHA*
I Don't Belong In Her League, Kina Ki Mero *SHRENI JESTHA*
*Spoonerism*, b**h
Round II
(Paranormals? Ooohhh!!!! More Like Pyaara-Normals)
I Was Relaxed As f** Like I Was ON A COUCH
Till I Heard Your Voice, Now That's An AWFUL SOUND
I Feel Like I Should KNOCK YOU OUT To Make You SHUT YOUR MOUTH, Or GLOCK YOU DOWN To Send You UP THE CLOUD
But I'll PAUSE FOR NOW
Cause I Want You To See What I'm ALL ABOUT
And You'll See What I'm ALL ABOUT
After My Punches Will Give Your *Crooked Eye* Like *SLAUGHTERHOUSE*
We Both Are Like Old HipHop Groups
If You Compare Me To An Old HipHop Group, Then I'd Be EARNING A SPOT WITH
Wu Tang Clan, Cause Wu Tang Clan Ain't NOTHING TO fu*k WITH
Now, If You Compare Her To An Old HipHop Group
Then This GIRL BE SOMETHING Like RUN DMC
I Said She Would Be *RUN DMC* Cause She Is A *RUN-D MC*
You May Say That You're Dope. You Can Fool ALL OF THESE MASSES
But Not Me, Cause *I See Through* You *JUST LIKE YOUR GLASSES*
Today, I'm Gonna Teach You A Lesson, Though You Ain't STUDYING YOUR CHAPTERS
And After This... *Rape Without A Condom On*, You're Gonna *Miss Your Period* Like You're *BUNKING YOUR CLASSES*
The Way I'm Giving Her The Shots, I'm Gonna Be Your FAVORITE SHOOTER
And The Way She's Getting f**ed Up, She's Gonna Be Your FAVORITE HOOKER
But CRAZY WOMAN, You Said You're Gonna k** Me, But You Couldn't. Your *Words Have Gone All Wrong* Like A *FAMOUS BLOOPER*
But f** It, Thanks To You, After This Battle, There Would Be Buzzzz For My Name
In Other Words, My Name Would Be Buzzing Like SHELDON COOPER
I Said, My Name Would Be *Buzzing'A* Like *SHELDON COOPER*
And If You Ever, And RuMoN Says Ever, If You Ever Get Married, Then I'll Hope Your MAN BE TRUE TO YOU
And Like Other People, I Don't Think You're *Ugly*, I Just Think You're *ANTI BEAUTIFUL*
Round III
My Bars Are Fire, Yeah! My sh*t'S COOL
Mess With Me, And I'll HIT YOU With A PISTOL, And My PISTOL Will KILL YOU
And Then, You *Don't Even EXIST*, FOOL Like *KRISH 2*
And You Got Under Dogs, Beef WITH YOU. That's A b*tch MOVE
And You Think *You're Fly* Just Cause You Got *Maxipad With Ultra WINGS*? COOL
Keep Flying High, And My Guns Will Bring *J Low*, *On The Floor* Like I'm *PITBULL*
And I'm STILL TALKIN YOU DOWN, Cause *I* Would Always be Ahead Of *J* Like Some Alphabetical Order
And KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTH, And *J* Would Get Followed By A *K* Like Some Alphabetical Order
Yesko Rhymes? Waah! Hiyaat
Yesko Rhymes Atti Jhyau, Teslai Chhoto Paarna KAICHEE LE KAAT
Ani Tah Yahaa Kina? You Don't Belong Here. Aafno Gau Jaa, BHAISI SAMAAL
Ani Tah, C-ring, Pari, Tsamyun... Wack, Overated. Ma Timi Harulai Timiharuko Aukaat Dekhaauxu, Tyo Mero DAINIK KO KAAM
I'll *Send These Chicks Back Where They Belong*... I'm *MAITI NEPAL*
f** This Fight, I've WON WARS
And She's Just A p**y, Who's Been On Every Black Rapper's Mouth Like GUN BARS