*cheech and chong skit*
(RapGodPatRon)
Wake up in the morning
And get high as f**
I got a couple pre rolled
Ima light it up
Ima hit the bong
And play my favorite song
And only top notch b**hes come and ride with us
So hold it down if i let you in my section
Feel a mystical vibe
To be all up round my presence
Might pull out a 45'
If i hit it to elleven
Swimmin in a pool of liquor while im listening to kendrick
Gotta let you know
Patron That n***a yeah
Dont forget yeah!
Catch me in yah city yeah!
Where the b**hes at?
Smoke a whole zip of that
Then i get it back
Bucket hat with the sperrys on
Young fisherman
Drumline pink floyd
n***a got bands
Please dont waste my time hoe
A n***a got plans
Man these n***a know i spit bars on the mic
Rap god pat ron
n***a got xans
Got damn
Heard they looking for a n***a like waldo
I was smoking blunts playing grand theft auto
When these pretty b**hess wanna kick it like Ronaldo
If you ain't with the sh**s
Baby girl
What yah call for ?
I swear i think she only diggin
Cause she saw gold
Told that b**h i pull the strings like guitar shows
Grinding with this music can a young n***a ball tho ?
(EA$E)
First I f** em then i duck em
Thats the motto
I was sippin gold coronas
With my vatos
Lucky with these b**hes like i just hit the lotto
I just want some marijuanna can you let the pot grow
Im so
Pablo, picca**o
And you so
Ronald mcdonald
Living for today
Like theres no tomorrow
I woke up in the morning
I was high as f**
A flip phone camera
Thats so clutch
Flip flop sandles
Speeding in a rush
Wake in bake intake
Got my mind so stuck
Too clutch
When im pushing in the clutch
Stick shift riding dirty in rush
Im that 2 phone sensai
Prolly watching hentai
Gotta get my rent paid
What you say
Got me going insane
If i go missing
I know you gone miss me
I never act fake
Cause that sh** dont fit me
f** a fasade
Four door garage
I need a ma**age
I need a medusa to look in my eyes
Freeze on contact
Really tho im all that
Shout out to the 90's
And can i get a call back ?
Can i get enough . ima diamond in the rough
When we f** and she fiending for the touch
Ima victim of the lust
Finna blush in the brush
Blowing steam in the back of the bust
Yeah im working for a million
Tell the teacher said they children
Ima make it cause Im willing
Cause i told you what Im dealing
Maka-million Maxamillion on my credit card
p**y gotten wet got me drowning in the reservoir sliding like debit card
Ima start a war with them suicide doors
But i really can't afford what Im looking for
So i tell em live free
White boy awesome
Pa**ing that b**h like i was steve austin
Gold on my neck yeah yunno that Im flossin
Looking at the struggle, can't wait til im balling, balling like Jordan a fresh pair of jordans
Aristocrat and i'll get the dap and ill hit the blunt cuz im good at that
And my mind get free i won't take it back, i won't take it back
Well ease let me take it back and since the beat won't give me p**y im rape the track
And every verse i spit i bet i state the facts
Pat ron sh** rolling weed posted in the back
I just need a couple ice cubes and cup wit some drink and a bag of the gas
And can i get a blunt, split a cut of few of my n***as and b**h wit some mah