He sits in the kitchen and he doesn't do much But he purrs when he sees me ‘cause he that knows I love him He knows what you're thinking what do you think about that? Malcolm McGillikitty the psychic cat The mice are all scared ‘cause he knows where they hide But he would never eat ‘em ‘cause he's much too nice He's waiting in the kitchen when it's time for a snack Malcolm McGillikitty the psychic cat And I know everybody thinks I'm crazy ‘Cause I think he knows exactly what I'm thinking But when I'm scared in the middle of the night He sneaks through the house and he lies by my side
Malcolm McGillikitty, Malcolm He waits at the door before my Dad gets home He can't see him there but he knows that he's coming Hides under the couch when it's time for the vet He knows that we're looking for him -- he's a psychic cat And I know everybody thinks I'm crazy ‘Cause I think he knows exactly what I'm thinking But when I'm scared in the middle of the night He sneaks through the house and he lies by my side Malcolm McGillikitty, Malcolm McGillikitty, Malcolm Malcolm McGillikitty the psychic cat Malcolm McGillikitty the psychic cat