Did you ever see an alligator ridin' up and down on an escalator Wavin' to his friends with crocodile tears sayin' "See ya later?" Did you ever see a polar bear eatin' ice cream in an armchair Chocolate drippin' on his chin and whipped cream in his hair? Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it Who would believe you? Did you ever see an elephant talkin' too loud on the telephone Havin' a laugh with a blue giraffe from Idaho? Did you ever see a buffalo ridin' with a rope in a rodeo Chasin' a cowboy all the way down to New Mexico? Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it Who would believe you? I -- told you all about the wallaby sittin' on the camel hair couch -- You believed me I -- told you all about the kangaroo lost in his own pouch You believed me Now all I wanna do is say that I love you I know you'll believe me The boy who cried wolf - sheepishly Did you ever see a hedgehog ridin' through town in a two-seater
Drivin' with his best friend red hen wavin' an egg beater? Did you ever see a muscle T fruit fly standin' on a beach towel Flexin' his wings for the buzzy little things in the fruit bowl? Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it Who would believe you? Did you ever see a two-toed tongue-tied sloth in a tuxedo Eatin' a sub on a ship while sittin' on a torpedo? Did you ever see a crocodile ridin' up and down on an escalator Wavin' to his friends with alligator tears sayin' "See ya later?" Well, ya did, or ya didn't / Ya oughta notta fret about it Who would believe you? I -- told you all about the wallaby sittin' on the camel hair couch -- You believed me I -- told you all about the kangaroo lost in his own pouch You believed me Now all I wanna do is say that I love you I know you'll believe me The boy who cried wolf - sheepishly All I wanna do is say that I love you I know you'll believe me The boy who cried wolf - sheepishly