Oh she lives all alone In a house by a school She wears fur coats and hats And old fashioned j**els. And her one aim in life Is to be on the screen, Top billing for Granny Is her favourite dream. So once a year Granny takes a trip Always first cla** and she's well equipped. For the movie auditions in Hollywood Town She always turns up But she's always turned down.
So Granny, my dear, We all wish you the best And hope that you find Your happiness And one day on the screen Granny's bound to be seen If she turns up again She's bound to find fame. So once a year Granny takes a trip Always first cla** and she's well equipped. For the movie auditions in Hollywood Town She always turns up But she's always turned down.