Gordon
Oh go buy Chiswick records ‘cause they're really rather fun
Go buy them by the dozen or go buy them by the one
Go buy Chiswick records and give yourself a treat
You can keep ‘em all forever ‘cause they're good enough to eat
Chorus
We know they're all Irish, but please don't make a fuss
They don't come from Chiswick, but they're just as good as us
We know you'll love the records, so get them while they're cheap
Because you know
The way
Inflation rises
Guitar
Johnny Moped…..…..Bishops…………Radio Stars
Guitar
Go buy Chiswick records boy do we need ‘em now
It's the vinyl solution to your problems, oh and how
Ignore the competition and forget all the rest
You know you're safe with Chiswick because Chiswick are best
Repeat Chorus
Ending
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You know …..the way…..infla…..tion ri…..ses
You…..know…..the way inflation rises