TPBR: On a 727 And I need a TPBR Now we're getting loaded In an all night co*ktail bar Don't wanna go But we don't wanna miss that plane Dean Martin on the tape He's driving me half insane Better hold on now It's getting serious Back off Jack If you don't wanna get shot down I got a V8 fist And I don't wanna mess around (Mess your face) You go a skullbone head
And a razor on your tie I got a skull on fire And a laser on my mind Give me a chili dog With lots of onions Mustard and grease All oozin' out the side Do the TP: Do the TPBR All the kids are doing the TPBR Sol and Tanya are doing the TPBR Down in Pittsburgh they're doing the TPBR Hold on now Hold on now It's getting serious