So-and-so, how are you?
How is your day so far?
How was your weekend?
So-and-so, what else is new?
See any new movies?
Drink any alcohol?
I do the same sh** almost every single day
And I complain and I complain
Because my life seems so mundane
I do the same sh** almost every single day
And I complain and I complain
Though instead I used to feign my contentment
Get your shades. Get your volleyball
Get your cooler. Fill it up with alcohol
Get your boombox, crank it up loud
Get some bumpin' tunes and it's a beach party! Yeah! Yeah!
Get a sk**. Get a job
You had fun while you were young
Now s** it up for Mom and Pop
Get some new shoes. Get a dog
Get a gla** case to display your collectible mugs
When I was young I used to dream
Of dwelling caves so deep and secret
It was my destiny, I believed
Never thought I'd be stuck in a building with fake plants and coffee machines
I was made to walk the earth on unpaved roads of gla** and trees
But here I am on a conference call
I'm not upset, I'm not upset
I'm just sick of talking to strangers on the phone
But I could be a lot worse off I guess
I could be directionless
Or god forbid, I could be without this job that I detest
Get a car. Get some credit cards
Get an accountant because math is really hard
Get engaged, write your pre-nup
Better safe than sorry! Better keep that money within the blood!
Get a house. Get another car
Get the kids from up the block to mow your lawn for five bucks
Get those damn mice out of our garage!
When you're bored spy on the neighbors with your binoculars
It's not as bad as I'm making it out
I've gotten used to it, I suppose that I'm neutral at this point
I see the world a lot differently now
I must remind myself that I'm lucky to have a brother who could get me a white collar job
So this is what I've become, whattttttsssupppp
This is my life now
Maybe Mom and Dad will finally be proud
Maybe they'll stop saying, "why don't you act your age?"
Maybe they'll start loving me now that I'm engaged to a yearly wage