[RACHEL]
Steve called me up, said "Wanna hang out tonight?"
We can see an indie film or just grab a bite
I said, "Oh Steve, you're cute, but a movie's not what I need."
No offense, but I'd rather stay home and read.
f** me, Ray Bradbury:
The greatest sci fi writer in history
Oh f** me Ray Bradbury.
Since I was 12, I've been your number one fan
Kiss me, you illustrated man.
I'll feed you grapes and dandelion wine
And we'll read a little Fahrenheit 69.
You're a prolific author, Ray Bradbury.
Come on, baby, I'm down on one knee.
I carved our names on a Halloween Tree.
You write about earthlings going to Mars,
And I write about blowin' you in my car.
You won an Emmy Award for your screenplay adaptation of Halloween Tree.
f** me, Ray Bradbury,
The greatest sci fi writer in history.
Oh f** me, Ray Bradbury.
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for looooove.
Houston: We Have a Throblem.
f** me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci fi writer in history
Oh f** me!
Ray Bradbury.
Oh oh oh
f** me, Ray Bradbury,
The greatest sci fi writer in history
Cause when you f** me, Ray Bradbury...
Something wicked this way
Will come.
Something wicked this way will come
Something wicked this way will come.
Something wicked this way will come.
And by come, I mean ejaculate on a book.