Man I am so 304 I think I need a diet
Work less play more they tell me I should try it
Chuck Jäger the pilot, they couldn't see me flyin'
Now you just mention Ryan and the whole place will riot
They turn noses up and act like this ain't the truth when they know it is
So I k** 'em with cleanness and offer my condolences
You're welcome, I don't know what else to do so I
Say a little prayer for you
Three up two up bet the 'burbs and the boonies know
Chucky been nice, go ask anyone who knew me
With your girl and her roomie while they rollin' up doobies
Watchin the Goonies I'm the sh** you just a stain from my doodie
Hock a loogie in your Happy Meal you f**in' daffodil
I heard your raps and I'm laughin still
Sit around and clown you with the crew then I
Say a little prayer for you
They don't know where I'm from and think I'm 5'5" tall
And compare to Beta Phi rap I'm nothing like at all
Imposter G's in sedans with bad ba**es
Leave me hate comments with apostrophes in wrong places
There's some that let me know that they're not too fond
But if they cannot understand me then how should I respond?
I guess I'll just treat your girl's mattress as a pew and I
Say a little prayer for you
More shots less lights man I just need a little glow
It's hard to be bothered when everywhere you go
On the coast they tell you you hot and how you 'bout to blow
And I'm worried what they might think if I tell 'em that I know
I can't catch a break with university staff
My girl out of state f**ing and drinking on my behalf
I hear their petty sh** and laugh man it ain't nothing new I
Say a little prayer for you
See I'm from a place where lives get lost in the dark
And kids and wives get lost in that trailer park
Dropouts still in labs, goals get lost in fatties
And that new shoe smell gets lost in dirt roads and cow patties
Twenty somethings standing under light posts
Sell away their lives and prescriptions, no white coats
Makes me focus on what matters most, for you I
Say a little prayer for you
That's all you get that's how it goes I take some bows I take some blows
Girls in line for the bathroom heard you're a nerd everybody knows
One time for dudes faded after two Shocktops
For the posers, momma-dressed cats, and co*k blocks
I'm stepping on you squares like it's hopscotch
If you can't make your own lane just watch
Motherf**er, I said if you can't do it brand new then I
Say a little prayer for you
They tell me that I'm crazy, I just hope I'm not alone
But even if I am I'd rather be than be a clone
G.E.E.K.S. nights reckless, karats in my necklace
Eggs in bed for her breakfast then I take her off my checklist
The real respect this, I am paving the way
f** boys say they're coming for me, that will be the day
Nothing else to say, but before I bid adieu I
Say a little prayer for you