Hey, it's a sellout Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen, I would like to say hello Are you ready for some entertainment?, Are you ready for a show? Gonna rock you gonna roll you, get you dancing in the aisles Jazz you razzmatazz you, with a little bit of style C'mon let me entertain you, let me entertain you Let me entertain you, let me entertain you I've come here to sell you my body, I can show you some good merchandise I'll pull you and I'll pill you, I'll Cruela-de-ville you And to thrill you I'll use any device We'll give you crazy performance, we'll give you grounds for divorce We'll give you piece de resistance, and a tour de force Of course We found the right location, got a lot of pretty lights The sound and amplification listen Hey if you need a fix, if you want a high, Stickells see to that
With Electra and EMI, We'll show you where it's at So c'mon Let me entertain you, let me entertain you Let me entertain you, let me entertain you Just take a look at the menu, we give you rock a la carte We'll breakfast at Tiffany's, we'll sing to you in Japanese We're only here to entertain you If you want to see some action, you get nothing but the best The S and M attraction, We've got the pleasure chest Chicago down to New Orleans, We get you on the line If you dig the New York scene We'll have a son of a b**h of a time C'mon, Let me entertain, let me entertain Let me entertain you... tonight (Hey where's my backstage pa**) (That was great) (What an outrageous costume) (Hey that Brian May is out of sight man) (Not many not many) (I've always wanted to be a groupie)