[Maynard:]
f**ed Dolly Parton
f**ed Loretta Lynn
f**ed Barbara Mandrell
And f**ed all of her kin
I've f**ed Danny Pearl
I f**ed Elvis Presley's little girl
I f**ed the Judds
[Paz:] You f**ed the Judds?
[Maynard:] Hell yeah!
My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down
[Maynard & Paz:]
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er, my bo*er won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down
[Chorus]
[Paz:]
I f**ed Willie Nelson
I f**ed him deep inside
I f**ed Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I f**ed Dwight Yoakum
[Maynard:] Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
[Paz:] I f**ed the Judds!
[Maynard:] You f**ed the Judds?
Group... s** [x3]
Our c*ntry bo*ers, they won't go down
f**ed Alabama
f**ed the Oak Ridge Boys
f**ed Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I f**ed the cast of Hee-Haw
I f**ed Glen Campbell, f**ed him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it cra**
When I f**ed his big white a**
I can't help it....
[Chorus]