Rye Whiskey makes the band sound better Makes your baby cuter Makes itself taste sweeter Oh, boy! Rye whiskey makes your heart beat louder Makes your voice seem softer Makes the back room hotter Oh, but rye thoughts aren't good thoughts Boys, have I ever told you about the time I... Rye whiskey wraps your troubles up into a bright blue package Ties a bow around it Oh, boy! Just throw it on the pile in the corner See you're not alone in not being alone tonight But rye love isn't good love
Boys, have I ever told you about the time I... I used to wake up bright and early Got my work done quickly Held my baby tightly Oh, boy! Rye whiskey makes the sun set faster Makes the spirit more willing But the body weaker Because rye sleep isn't good sleep Boys, have I ever told you about the time I took it and took her for granted? How I took it and took her for granted? So let's take some and take them all for granted Oh, boy!