I don't need no chorus, cash or candy now
I don't need no callous crush to come around
And I don't know who you are
But you and your boys ain't got nothing on me
I've had my last eight drinks in here for free
'Cause that's my friend tending bar
Yeah, I got a friend who tends bar
And she won't let me tip her
When I get tired tonight she'll take me home
And if it's cold under the covers she'll keep me warm
Sweet, lovely friend who tends bar
I have lovely friends who tend bar
Can always feel lovelier