I'm so internet I'm wetter than a seapunk
I'm so internet I made myself a theme song!
I'm so internet I TURNED CAPS LOCK ON
I'm so internet I listened to kreayshawn
Before she even got famous, beat that, Hun!
I knew the words to Gucci Gucci when it came on!
Everyone was like, “Wow! She's SO fun!
I needa follow her quick, lemme get my phone!”
I'm so internet kitty pryde talked sh**
And I still haven't even really hit a lick
I don't even know how you found my song, b**h!
I'M SO- I'M SO- I'M SO- INTERNET!
I'M SO- I'M SO- I'M SO- INTERNET!
I'M SO- I'M SO- I'M SO- INTERNET!
I'M SO INTERNET! I'M SO INTERNET!
I'M SO INTERNET I'M WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK, WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
I'M SO INTERNET I'M WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK, WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
I'm so internet I even have a couple kitty cats!
They climb over my computer when I'm checking on my stats
And they're really really loyal, good at catching all the rats
When kokayna's in their sights and they're ready to attack
In my experience, boys are mostly trash
Occasionally cute if they've got cash!
Usually they just make me wanna take a bath…
They send me nudes and I send them to my brother Jack!
I'm so internet I even have a fanbase
Shoutout to everyone who's on my fanpage!
Especially the ones who made me one on VK!
And anyone I'm good enough to hurt along the way!
I'M SO- I'M SO- I'M SO- INTERNET!
I'M SO- I'M SO- I'M SO- INTERNET!
I'M SO- I'M SO- I'M SO- INTERNET!
I'M SO INTERNET! I'M SO INTERNET!
I'M SO INTERNET I'M WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK, WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
I'M SO INTERNET I'M WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK
WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK, WETTER THAN A SEAPUNK