Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"
The princess said no, and the prince lived happily ever after.
And he rode motorcycles and f**ed skinny, big-titted broads,
and hunted and fished whenever the f** he wanted, and went to naked bars,
and dated women half his age, and drank whiskey, beer, Captain Morgan,
and snorted c**aine off strippers' a**es, and never heard b**hing,
and never paid child support or alimony.
And ate pussies and a**-f**ed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns,
and never got cheated on while he was at work,
and all his friends and family thought he was f**ing cool as hell,
and he had tons of money in the bank, and he left the toilet seat up