Hello everyone; thanks for coming to our little fashion show What to wear? How about these slacks and this shirt? How do I look? You're so attractive Clothes pressed and mended Shoes polished How do we look? Good enough in that outfit The cost of corduroy The fabric woven for the now generation It's the new fashion to look old-fashioned A girl could be crazy about it Out of the past and into your future comes this news
And the news is pleats I say, you look smooth You look mighty elegant yourself, if I may say so Not only smart, it's comfortable too A dress of aluminium A future bride in a wedding dress of love The skirt would disappear entirely An electric belt to adapt the body to climactic changes An electric headlight to help her to find an honest man The finish is going to be ecstatic The now Generation