Umm, excuse me, my eyes are up here.
Yeah, but your b**bs are down there.
b**bs should always be in my face
So bring them over to my place
Guys know what it's all about
Victoria, your secret's out
All bras do is get in the way
So let your puppies out to play
Squish them b**bs all up on me
Hell yeah
Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly
Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly
A couple of supple and simple delights can
Bring out a smile in every straight man
( And some chicks too.)
Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed
Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel (mammary glands in demand)
Glory to b**bs, fleshy mountains up high
They're so wonderful they make me want to cry
I wanna grab 'em
I wanna shake 'em
I wanna nom nom
Because b**bs
I wanna squeeze 'em
I wanna slap em
I wanna punch 'em
Because b**bs
Because b**bs
Because
b**bidy b**bidy b**bs go bouncy when you dance
Worthy of a second glance
Shimmy them ladies to and fro
My happiness begins to grow
If I had a room full of b**bs
That would be my favorite room
If you think your b**bs just get in the way
You are wrong, b**bs are great
Men with b**bs I do not like
Put on a shirt and take a hike
Chicks with b**bs are really cool
Especially when they're in a pool
A's B's C's are all okay
As long as they never go away
Consensual s** is alright with me
I really like your b**bs
Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly
Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly
A couple of supple and simple delights can
Bring out a smile in every straight man
( Unless you're an a**-guy.)
Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed
Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel (mammary glands in demand)
Thy b**bs be done 'cause they're funbags of fun
A golden bosom shining brightly like the sun
I wanna grab 'em
I wanna shake 'em
I wanna nom nom
Because b**bs
I wanna squeeze 'em
I wanna slap em
I wanna punch 'em
Because b**bs
Because b**bs
Because
Because
b**b b**b b**b b**b b**b b**bity b**b b**b b**b
b**b b**b b**b b**b b**b b**bity b**b b**b b**b
Now we all know where this song's about to go
Start your engines 'cause it's time to motorboat
Don't be a jerk, don't you dare put them away
If you did, then I wouldn't see your b**bs
Aww... Come on! Bring 'em back. b**bs.
Yeah
There's your b**bs
There they are
Hell yeah
b**bs