Yeah, that's right!
You know what I'm talking about
Welcome to my store!
If you's hungry
If you need to clean your house
If you need to get rid of a mouse
Welcome to my grand opening, y'all!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Got some chicken f*ggots
Chicken f*ggots on sale for you
They was 85 penny but now they only 69
One of my favorite prices
I like it
You know what I'm sayin'?
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
You get a free set of ballpoint pens in blue
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Neck bone! Gravy!
Semi-skimmed milk on special
Only 39p
Welcome to my grand opening, y'all!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Aisle 9, we got a special on frozen peas, y'all
Green Giant
That ain't no lie
Frozen peas, frozen peas, frozen peas
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!
Grand opening!