Well I've never been known to mince my words, some call me "judge"
I'm so blissfully fixated that it's getting kinda hard just to get me to budge
Well I'm authoritative and legislative, and now I wanna rule your roost
And I've sworn to tackle the issues which nobody gives a flying f** about
Judge! I'm your bystander
Judge! I'm your worst spectator
Judge! With no explanations
Judge! Or any expectations
Judge! You're on low heat
And it's the judge who occupies this seat
Looking to pa** the time of day and fixin' to put you all away
Protect and serve the powers that be, well that's me
And you'll see that I'm here just to f** you over, and forever so forcefully
The promises made are promises broken in my mind
And you'll find that the truth you seek will never see the light of day again
For justice is blind
Judge! I'm your bystander
Judge! I'm your worst spectator
Judge! With no explanations
Judge! Or any expectations
Judge! You're on medium heat
And its the judge who occupies this seat
Looking to pa** the time of day, and fixin' to put you all away. OK?
Judge...
As the gavel drops we get some order in the court
The defense was heard and we've had about enough of your remarks and retorts
The court shall take a brief recess to prepare the accused for incarceration
Guess I'll take it as a win, cause either way you lose
Judge! I'm the gold standard
Judge! I'm your worst dictator
Judge! And your exploitation
Judge! Is my excitation
Judge! You're on high heat, and its the judge who occupies this seat
Looking to put you all away, this judge is here to stay