[Interlude: Prodeje as Carry Coffin]
Good evening ladies and gentleman
My name is Carry Coffin
And I'm your host of today show
And today's topic of the show is called "Guess-A-Dad"
Yess! "Guess-A-Dad". I bet a lot of you motherf**ers
Out there wondering what the hell am I talking about
So check this out..
All you mothers out there I know y'all can relate this
Especially out there in the hood - you hood rats
Umm have you ever got f**ed by like five different guys
Like Tim, Jim, umm, Ted or.. or Peter or Mark
And then you wind up pregnant
And they you'll be wondering to yourself:
"Which one of these guys is the daddy of my baby"
And then, that's where "Guess-A-Dad" comes in
You get the guess who the daddy is
So, you bite his little kid, and it..
You know, takes a blood sample and then figure out
Who's the daddy is..
So when your little son or daughter comes up to you
Like were nine or ten years old and say: "who's my dad"
You say: "call guess a dad and you'll soon know who your daddy is"
And that's today show.. see ya
Come back tomorrow, all you hood rats.. out