[Intro] [Verse 1: Prince Charles] Highest SAT Score in the rap game Twenty thousand feet above Malaysia in a stolen plane Nerf gun with the sniper scope Boost Mobile on my flip phone Environmentalists complaining 'bout the waste But I'm chugging bottled water cause I love the taste, b**h Bring that sh** in by the truckload Rest in peace Megaupload [Verse 2: Prince Charles] I f**ed Emma Watson on Noah's Ark In a pair of bootleg Timbs I got from K Mart I'm in the club playing Tony Hawk What's a Jarvis to a Tony Stark? When I die put my soul into a robot
At a museum blowing racks in the gift shop Might drink a couple Shirley Temples Finish on your girl in the shape of the ancient symbol [Verse 3: Prince Charles] Waterskiing on a lake of fire Hell froze over so I'm sliding in my snow tires I'm in the dark with a ouija board Fifth face on Mt Rushmore, I'm presidential boy Only white player on the globetrotters With James Cameron looking for buried treasure underwater Y'all TI-83's to a T-1000 Pull out my graphing calculator as I ride a stallion