I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose.
But the is one fact that i do know, i sure get a kick out of that beavis and bu*t-head show.
Other day i turn my tv on, what is it I do see?
Two crazy-a** cartoon sunsab**hes staring on back at me.
Said "what the hell's this", and ler said "boy, dont' you know?"
The whole world's gone crazy over that there beavis and bu*t-head show.
Talk about couch fishing, now i could go for that.
I could go for frog baseball, but i'm inclined to use a cat!
On comedy, i'm a stooges man. i like larry, curly and moe.
But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the beavis and bu*t-head show.
Do-do-do-do
Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now there's a helluva band.
They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land.
Ain't no zz top though, now that's the band for me.
If i had my way mtv'd play just them and ac/dc.
I ain't nothing special, i'm your average kinda man.
I like a frosty barley pop, i drink 'em out the can!
I don't give a rat's a** about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose.
I sure get a kick outta them beavis and bu*t-head shows.
bu*thead: "hey beavis..."
Beavis: "what?"
bu*thead: "i was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool."
Beavis: "yeah, i'm gonna try that."
bu*thead: "tv is cool..."
Beavis: "yeah, yeah, tv rules....it rules! yeah..."
bu*thead: "hey beavis...i heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels.
That's gonna be cool."
Beavis: "really? that would be cool."
bu*thead: "you know what would be really cool, though? if like, one of the channels didn't s**."
Beavis: "yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't s**, why would you need the other...um...
Three hundred and twenty-seven?"
bu*thead: "because, you know all those tv shows that s**? it's like, you gotta put them
Somewhere! you can't put 'em on the cool channel!"
Beavis: "yeah, yeah! they should call it the cool channel!"