Sat at a table in the local bar
Scoping all the girls from afar
Hope that I will get lucky
With a good looking honey.
Can't believe what I see
Good god she's looking back at me
Do I go over and say Hi
Is she with that other guy?
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What do I do? What do I say?
Will it matter anyway
Open my mouth words fall out
Sat right here foot in mouth
Does she know I'm looking at her
Has she noticed me there
She's getting up to go to the bar
Smiles at me from afar
I smile at her with trepidation
She comes to me with anticipation
My stomach starts to turn inside out
Hello she says with a pout.
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I can't stand it anymore
Tongue tied fool head for the door
Sorry I say as I leave
Legs like jelly I bob and weave.
Have I always been this way
Never know what to say
Am I single 'cause of this
Or a nervous little sh**.
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