All right,cla**,pay attention to the subject and follow me
'Cause what I'm teachin' isn't history or geography
Not science,art,math,or geometry
Something more along the lines of physiology
You're never too young to learn about the birds and bees
STD's,or s**ually transmitted disease
It's rampant in recent times,and your chances
Of contractin' one nowadays are extremely high
Let me tell you a story of how I didn't practice safe s**
Mr.Prime got stupid and failed to use a latex
Met a ho,took her home,got her tipsy enough
To do stuff that grown-ups do when they're f**ed up
She s**ed my dick,licked my balls,that b**h did it all
(That's gross,Mr.Prime) Sit in the corner and face the wall
Anyway,she screwed me 'till I had fluid spewin'
Out of me like Old Faithful and gave her a face full
Of s**m (What's s**m?) Someone must've failed
To tell you s**m is a cell with a head and a tail
Present in every male,but we can't get off track
You can ask questions toward the end of cla**
Woke up one morning,started freakin' out
What the f** is this stuff that's leakin' out
Of my penis,I'm burnin',I'm on some five-alarm sh**
Feelin' like I require the fire department
Went to the doctor,this is what he said
"No more bringin' s*uts home to your bed
You're sick and it's unfortunate,there's no cure for the sh**
That you've got." Damn,I'm gonna find that sorry b**h
Who touched me s**ually and infected me
She could've let me know she had an STD
So be cautious or be like me
It's likely,the way people f** ,you just might be