Someday the boys
Hanging around
Nothing to do
But to go downtown
Half past nine
Jail on the loose
Now's the time
To make some headline news
Headline news
Oho now hey, for trouble
Headline news
Oho now hey, on the double
Headline news
Oho now hey, for trouble
Headline news
Oho now hey, on the double
School's on fire
Headmaster too
My burning desire
Is to get through to you
A one day job
Four hours too long
A one day boss
Sings the same old song
He sings
Headline news
Oho now hey, for trouble
Headline news
Oho now hey, on the double
Headline news
Oho now hey, for trouble
Headline news
Oho now hey, on the double
Headline news
Oho now hey, for trouble
Headline news
Oho now hey, on the double
Headline news
Oho now hey, for trouble
Headline news
Oho now hey, on the double