Masked and dressed In black,
You scramble over rooftops
Carrying a bag
A bag marked “SWAG”
You're the best j**el thief in the world
Vigilance is lax.
Security complacent;
Adjacent to the gem,
The diadem, the pearl
Is the best j**el thief in the world
Watch your legend grow
The rooftops are for dreamers
You strike and then return Lucerne - Heathrow
The best j**el thief in the world
Down below, down below
What do any of those losers know?
Down below, down below
What do any of those a**holes know?
Even so, even so,
Be a Buddhist, boy, and let it go
Even so, even so,
Be a Catholic boy and let it go
You're the best j**el thief in the world
Sirens moan and drone. They groan,
But Interpol can't catch you
Their cameras only show a screen of snow
Ergo -
You're the best j**el thief In the world
Down below, down below
What do any of those losers know?
Down below, down below
What do any of those a**holes know?
Even so, even so,
Be a Buddhist, boy, and let it go
Even so, even so,
Be a Catholic boy and let it go
You're the best j**el thief in the world
Nimble as a cat
They hope your luck deserts you
They're sharpening their knives,
But you've nine lives!
You're the best j**el thief in the world
Watch your legend grow,
Watch your legend grow
Watch your legend grow,
You're the best j**el thief in the world