Oh, welcome to the Boggard show.
If you brought kids, you might wanna go.
For we are rogues who sing of sin and ills
And if you stay, we will doubt your parenting sk**s.
For we might say "Gosh!"
And we might say "Jeepers!"
And we might throw "Poop!"
That makes you wanna duck.
Well, we might say "Golly!"
And we might say "Shucks!"
And you can bet a buck that we'll say " f**!"