[Verse 1]
Ladies and gents, prepare for a dose of the finest vandal
Digging you so deep that I'm redefining a manhole
I'm leaving your life dismantled in shambles
So you all better scramble, cause everything I do is a scandal
I'll murder you then bring you back to life so I can murder you twice
Like an Orton, so better get lost, Randall
For my next rap, I'm teaming up with George Frederick Handel
And the only lighting I have in my house is a Roman candle
A cross between Nero, Dave Shapiro, and Robert De Niro
I'm beating the drum slowly and you're already shaking with fear, yo
Let's bring it back to the basics, saying anything to get me my paycheck
Scaring you candy-a**es the f** up out of your Playtex
Since I've been famous, it feels like I've entered the matrix
But I'm not Keanu Reeves, honey, so be don't naive
People doubting my talents is one of my top pet peeves
So no matter your religion, it's better if you just believe
[Chorus]
The sh** that I'll put your life through is sh** that cannot be erased
I'd pack your bags right now and skip town, cause I'm a nutcase
I'm the type of problem it's better just not to face
So why don't you pack your bags and go, jack? Cause after all, I'm a nutcase