Tonight we launch the bird
And start to spread the word
We punch through the atmosphere
With a signal loud and clear
We're searching for the truth
And some new recruits
To join us in the war
With the empire of the bored
Dixie Narco and Number Six
Chemical Billy and Doctor Smith
Communications by M.L.N.
Together we are the Junior Citizen Band
P.C.J.C., U.S.A. (junior citizens on satellite)
If you see Kay, tell her I'm okay (junior citizens on satellite)
A, E, I, O, U, sometimes Y (junior citizens on satellite)
24-7-365 (junior citizens on satellite)
Violence with guitars
Broadcast from the stars
The only weapons here
Are our mouth, mind, eyes, and ears
There are no leaders, there are no rules
This isn't TV, it's not high school
No more uniforms, we don't care
About the color of your shirt, shoes, skin, or hair
Tune to station KCUF (junior citizens on satellite)
You don't know what you could do what you can't (junior citizens on satellite)
Kenneth, what's the frequency? (junior citizens on satellite)
Dial 1-900-Anarchy (junior citizens on satellite)
(10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1)
Light the candle and start the show
Push the bu*ton, all systems go
It's our mission to dominate
The territories of inner and outer space
P.C.J.C., U.S.A. (junior citizens on satellite)
If you see Kay, tell her I'm okay (junior citizens on satellite)
A, E, I, O, U, sometimes Y (junior citizens on satellite)
24-7-365 (junior citizens on satellite)
(Junior citizens on satellite)
(Junior citizens on satellite)
(Junior citizens on satellite)
(Junior citizens on satellite)
(Junior citizens on satellite)
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