It's not black, it's not white
It's kind of grayish in the light
By the book, buy the hype
Reading in between the lines
Computer generated scenes
In glossy lifestyle magazines
Furniture for the mind
It's the perfect waste of time
A record
A new world record
It's a new world record
A new world record
Give me numbers, give me facts
Give me data I can track
Mix it down, mix it up
Following the formula
Demographic target test
Find out which part works the best
Build each song brick by brick
Until all of the pieces fit
The record
A new world record
It's a new world record
A new world record
A new world record
It's a new world record
Oh, a new world record
It's a new world record
A new world record